I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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