Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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