I must be too annoying 4 u.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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