I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Green mimosas i think yes
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We left the knife in your bed.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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