I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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