I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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