Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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