I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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