worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
