great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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