There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
ok first of all what the fuck
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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