youre lurking in front of me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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