He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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