It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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