gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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