Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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