Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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