I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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