Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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