dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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