I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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