What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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