But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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