You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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