and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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