He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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