love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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