Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
only you would photoshop your dick
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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