happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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