Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
you have to choose: penises or morals?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I want a musical about memes.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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