tell your sister to shave her snatch
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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