She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
