Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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