it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
