Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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