There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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