I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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