as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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