What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
vagina is talking i cant
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We had sex on a dog bed..
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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