You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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