You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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