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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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