either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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