I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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