did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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