Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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