nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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