Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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