Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Everyone says I win the strip club
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Randomize