So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
