Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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