I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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