I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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