1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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