I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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